Day 6 - Makes you smile

Not only does picture make me smile, it can some times bring me to tears laughing.  Its also a big reminder for me not to try out any Asian spas regardless of how many people tell me about how great a place is.

We heard rave reviews about a place called Happy Feet, where the focus was a foot massage but they pretty much gave you a full body massage.  I decided to treat Alisa for her birthday with a foot massage.  When we arrived we were given keys to a locker and told to go back and change.  We wandered into a big open room and finally figured out where to go.  Then we wondered do we really need to change if we were just getting foot massages. I went to check and the answer was yes.  See how good Alisa looks in Happy Feet ensemble. So we come out in uniform with no inkling what to do next and are approached by 2 guys who asked if we were ready. I suppose we were so we followed them.  Keep in mind Alisa's guy was in scrubs and mine was in street clothes and looked like he might have worked next door inthe sandwich shop. Red flag?! Apparently not for me, since I proceeded to follow him for my massage. 

It started out not so bad but quickly went down hill. I don't want to go into too much detail but my little asian man kinda sat on me, then later literally mounted me to massage my back.  I don't know what was going on with Alisa but at one point I thought she was getting beat by her scrub wearer, I heard some hard slapping.  There was no mounting for her which I'm sure she would have wanted for her birthday but at least she got some good stretches in and may have exposed her v-jay-jay to the entire "spa"! 

So that's why this picture puts a smile on my face!